scratchitti | 003 - text/video; Outside Goldenrod

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Most Trees Are Blue Until They Realize They Are Beautiful Trees

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[Okay, that was.... different. The Post switches to Video, showing two of the new pokemon. Neku's Espurr's eyes are glowing- it's clear it was typing. A Noibat is screeching at him and jumping on the keys. No! That's not what the message is supposed to be!

She notices the camera is on and starts 'talking' to it in an enraged french accent]

He's dumb! Psychics are supposed to be smart but he's stupid! I want battles! And Neku won't find trainers!!! Cat can't type to ask either!!! MAKE YOUR TRAINER COME FIGHT ME NOW!!!

[She offers another vibrating scream and flies away, the camera now able to see Neku napping against a near by tree with his Litwick on his head. The ghost pokemon's flame is... rather large and Neku is drooling a little. Near by a newly evolved Persian is using Pay Day on Seviper while Eevee gathers the coins. What a lively bunch.

Well, except Neku of course. To those that can't speak pokemon this all is rather random, huh?]

Threaded | Flat

From:

sincereheart

[ Hey, Neku's Noibat. Have another Noibat. Murasaki's face fills the screen, chittering in excitement to see one of her kind. With great care, she drags a piece of hotel paper and a pen into view of the camera, then with a flourish begins to write. ]

hello there, my friend!
a pleasure to see one's own kind --
how are you this day?

ah! distressed, I see;
we can't have that, can we, now?
perhaps I can help

looking for a fight?
my trainer battles often;
this can be arranged

but first, are you near?
we are now in Violet
training for the gym

(also, if I may:
I found your friend's words quite wise!
he's not dumb at all!)

From:

stitchedupbodyguard

WeRT

[That.... that sure is an Eevee on the screen, looking at Neku's Pokémon like they're the most interesting things ever. There's a few other Pokémon in the background, but they're not paying attention right now to the baby Pokémon that's mashing buttons excitedly.]

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From:

islandshore

[The one who answers is a Weavile, who greets the camera with a bow. He carries himself with his chin up, shoulders back, and when he speaks-- and yes, it's actual speech--he uses a very tacky, fake sounding accent.]

Ah, is your trainer being a bit... hm, idle, perhaps? Such a shame. Though if it's battles you seek, could you not venture forth into the wilderness? Perhaps that would encourage your trainer to stop loafing about, and--

[OOF! That sure is an apple hitting the back of this Weavile's head and one huffy Pancham scowling at the screen.]

Aw, shut up, featherhead! Only a loser would go out and fight wild Pokémon.

[The Pancham gives a cocky smirk, while the Weavile groans and rolls his eyes.]

Don't listen to that freakshow. If your trainer's being a lamebrain, then show 'em who's boss! Make 'im go out and battle. Otherwise, I'd just ditch 'im.

From:

cawsforalarm

Fight you?

[Yeah, that's... a human speaking. Well, more specifically, a human and an Inkay.]

Uh... hm. [Henry looks back at Glowgan -- the Inkay -- and then offscreen to the rest of his team.] Well, I think it'd be fun, but I'd have to ask them! Plus you might be too strong for us, so there's that.

From:

enjoymyatelier

[Bernie the Archeops has Gear Privileges as long as he doesn't contact Parker because he's Grounded, but he doesn't comment often!

...this, however

this gets his attention]

oi

oi what

i want to hear more about blue trees

not fighting

i mean fighting

you've got that every day, like

but i want to know what's going on there

From:

unkinder

[Nagi is on his way to the Breeding Center, feeling...rather good about himself, all things considered. Anyone looking hard enough might notice that he has a badge pinned to the right strap of his bag, and it's likely been polished so much that it'll blind anyone who looks at it too hard. This is the Zephyr Badge: Nagi's first, and one that he's entirely too proud to have gotten.

Now that he, Schuldig, and Lancer aren't being mauled by lions, the next stop for a while plans to be Goldenrod. At the moment, Nagi's attention is on his Gear as he walks with his Pikachu on his shoulder as usual, his Vulpix trotting at his side with her nose in the air, and a pair of Espurr fighting for position on his other shoulder, both very eager to see their companions back at base.

So what Nagi doesn't notice- absorbed in his Gear as he is- is the sudden burst of light that issues from his backpack, a small Pokemon materializing a couple yards shy of her trainer. She blinks and grins when she notices Neku sleeping against the tree nearby, and promptly begins to toddle his way.

For good or for bad, there is a Pumpkaboo trundling that way, one that Nagi and his other Pokemon haven't yet noticed.]

From:

dressofheaven

Perhaps he is not unintelligent, but simply has other priorities for this message than you do.

[The looming gaze of a Metagross's two giant red eyes takes up most of the screen.]

Regardless. If you want your trainer to be more active, the first thing you should do is stop the young one over there from draining his soul. I imagine that doesn't help much.

From:

scizor_sister

query:

by what s t a n d a r d s do trees
determine b e a u t y

::endofline::

[There is a very confused Rotom on the other end of the line.]

::outofcheeseerror::

e m o t I o n a l state does
not determine c o l o r a t I o n

excepting: small percentage of
ditto
zorua
misc other c a m o f l a g I n g species

From:

codpieces

ME—

[ there's a fuming scraggy on this end of the gear— a painted face of black, white and greys with a skull-like pattern, and boy does he want a fight. he needs a fight. gamzee just sits around and stares at the clouds all day— ( even if he's a few days away from goldenrod . . . )

let it be known he's actually a bit afraid of bats and flying types in general— explaining his near rage when he yells at the device. it's better to channel his fear into anger than to let it show, after all! besides, he has a girl to empress!!! and levels to reach! and evolution to achieve!! ]

Fight me you purpdrank, les' go!! I'mma chug you like last week's water!!!