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This, this is all your fault!

[The screen comes on to Neku's face, looking hella annoyed. And as he continues with no context it quickly becomes clear- this was intended to be a private Gear call, not a full post. Oops]

You just HAD to send me a cow! Look at this!

[He turns the camera to Creme, his Miltank, rolling happily around some eggs. Like 6 eggs. How she isn't squishing them is a mystery. Nearby Sota, his Lucario, is looking brow beaten and a little embarrassed.]

I was HOPING he'd want to breed with my Delphox. Not... not *more cows*...

You need to take responsibility for this.

((OOC egg claim here))

[there's two tiny dragons on Neku's bed. One might notice the Goomy is obnoxiously yellow, unlike the usual purple. And the Dratini is cuddling it regardless of the goo. There is goo all over the pillow.

And two eggs, also covered in slime]

Can eggs happen just ONCE without ruining something in a room I don't actually own? I even made a nest box JUST FOR THIS but still, right where I was sleeping. I woke up with slime on my face.

Just... someone take them. They're probably Dratini since she's the mom so... a couple grand to cover the deposit I have to pay back now.

[There's a cuffing sound- almost like laughter, and Neku points the camera at his Persian.]

DON'T START GETTING IDEAS!

[All eggs have been claimed!]

[The video comes on to show a...closet. Or what once was a closet. ALL the clothing in it has been pulled down into a nest. And more noticeably there are not only six eggs in the nest, but the entire inside is coated in PAINT.

Two Smeagle are happily looking up at the camera, and Neku's voice can be heard from behind it]

...you realize this is a RENTED room, right? I have to pay for the damages?

[The mother dog just barks and holds out an egg for Neku]

And I can't keep 8 dogs.

[Whinewhine]

Okay, any that I can't rehome we can keep just... no more paint. In places I have to pay for. Just... stop crying already!

[As he talks, Bell, his Persian, walks on screen. Sniffs the eggs, and lays on them. Catherine the Smeargle sees this and starts barking wildly, to which the cat hisses]

No, no damn it not this again. Bell those aren't yours! Get up! Just... anyone want some eggs? Before they tear each other apart over them? They're all Smeargle I'm guessing- so if you want I can hatch them up and teach them a move with Sketch too. Just... they can't ALL stay here.

I just finished HATCHING a bunch of eggs...

((ooc: Egg claim here ))

[Neku pops on screen cast in shadows, as Gibson, his Emolga, is lighting the area with his cheeks. In the dim light it's clear he's underground, and the ruins can be just made out behind him]

So... I might be kinda stuck in here. SOMEONE was playing with that weird sliding puzzle when I wasn't paying attention. I've figured out a few of the puzzles so I'm not too worried, but still, this is gonna put a few days on my travel plans.

[He glares at Bell, who just yawns]

Anyways, this place is pretty weird...

[As he's talking, one can just barely see two Smeargle behind him, sniffing around his bag. Eventually they find the eggs Neku just got from Chihiro, and pull out the Riolu one. They woof at each other and start cuddling it like a happy couple with their new baby. Bell notices and hisses]

Huh..? H-hey, that's not yours-!

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Entries tagged with eggs

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