Neku Sakuraba

[The video opens up to a lovely view of Goldenrod from the air. Out of the corner of the camera one can see flapping orange and blue wings, and Neku's Dragonite turns her head to trill at the gear]

Pretty nice view, huh? Never thought I'd miss this place. Hey, Berry. Down.

[Blueberry trills again and dives, the view spinning sickingly before the dragon lands on the street, scattering a flock of pidgey. Neku jumps down and turns the Gear towards himself.]

I was thinking of staying in Kanto after getting this.

[He shoves his hand in his pocket and pulls out the feather like Earth badge]

But I dunno... can you be homesick for someplace that isn't your home? Whatever, I'm here if anyone wants to catch up or anything.

[Neku comes on screen, looking very unamused. A little bit of Goldenrod City, not far from the Game Corner, can be seen behind him, and at least he thought to turn his shirt inside out for this because what is buying more clothing?! He seems to be sitting on the sidewalk as people bustle by.

It's been a few hours since he woke up here and any Rockets in the area might have heard him demanding answers before just going outside to stew instead. Checking out the weird chat phone seemed wise, even if he has little interest in chatting with strangers. This might be the best way to find out where the hell he IS]

So, show of hands for every one stuck in this weird delusion.

[As he's talking a Meowth tottles up with a potion in it's paws, offering it to him]

Huh? Erm, thanks.

Okay, so it's too real to be a dream, but I guess just asking what's going on would be too easy.

[The cat comes back again with a... Clefairy keychain? With someone's keys still on it]

Where did you...? Whatever. Does EVERYONE have kleptomaniac animals or is it just m-

NO, NO PUT IT BACK!

[Oh that's a struggling pokeball yeah the cat doesn't look ashamed at all even with someone yelling in the background. Neku jolts up and grabs his pokemon and bolts, the feed cutting off]