scratchitti | 2.7 | Pewter City

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This, this is all your fault!

[The screen comes on to Neku's face, looking hella annoyed. And as he continues with no context it quickly becomes clear- this was intended to be a private Gear call, not a full post. Oops]

You just HAD to send me a cow! Look at this!

[He turns the camera to Creme, his Miltank, rolling happily around some eggs. Like 6 eggs. How she isn't squishing them is a mystery. Nearby Sota, his Lucario, is looking brow beaten and a little embarrassed.]

I was HOPING he'd want to breed with my Delphox. Not... not *more cows*...

You need to take responsibility for this.

((OOC egg claim here))

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[Considering the fact that he's on a ferry right now, Nagi has plenty of time to browse the Network. He's just about made it to Cianwood; just a few more hours on the water and he would be on the ground again. All the surfing and boats were a welcome change from flying, though he did tend to prefer the solitude of being in the air.

...he was not expecting to see this. At all.]

I'm afraid that's going to be a bit difficult, considering the fact that I'm currently headed in the far opposite direction of you.

[And dear god is he glad.]

That's why PCs exist.

Just sell them if they are that much of an issue. Isn't that what you do?

...unless it's back to the Miltank farm I doubt anyone will buy one

[He says while the Miltank eggs sell faster then the Riolu he was actually trying for]

So then release them if they don't sell.

[Why is this so hard...]

[Neku turns to look at Creme. He knows Nagi caught her wild but...]

They'd be hamburger in a week.

[...]

Would people here actually do that?

[He has little faith in humanity as is but even that seems a bit much.]

...

I meant the wild pokemon but... well they DO have meat here. Or something that tastes the same. And I haven't seen anything NOT a pokemon.

[...you know what, let's just not think about that too hard.]

Either way, I don't know where you're getting the idea that this is my responsibility. Or in any way my fault. You're the breeder.

Ugh, whatever. If worse comes to it I could always just start my own farm or something.

I'm sure Creme would appreciate that business choice.

Hell she probably would. She's already got Bell AND Lemon addicted to milk.

It's supposed to have healing properties, so I'm not surprised.

[Somehow, Miltank milk recovers HP.]

I wonder if it would sell. I mean I know the MooMoo farm makes good money and I don't wanna get a cease and desist order or something.

I'm sure it would, but you aren't going to be getting enough milk from one or two Miltank to actually make a profit from.

Well obviously I should get a couple Tauros. Settle in as a rancher.

[Nagi rolls his eyes, even though Neku won't be able to see.]

You wouldn't have to travel any longer, at least. Then maybe you could stay in Kanto.

Oh you'd just love that news, wouldn't you?

It wouldn't be the worst news I've heard.

[Oh no, that's...really cute, actually. But priorities, Chihiro.]

Ah...did most of those eggs turn up to be Miltank instead of Riolu?

[...looks like Yukan has a low of cow grandbabies if so, uh.]

Yeah, two are Riolu and the rest are Miltank. But considering most eggs are the mom's species it's not SURPRISING... just can't sell them for as much.

She's really happy though so I guess I'll live.

Hm...are you more interested in selling them, or do you think you might consider a trade?

A trade? Hell, why not. You've always bred up quality pokemon for me.

I don't have any new eggs right now, but I should soon. When I breed my next clutch you can have your pick of the eggs in exchange for a Miltank, if that's alright.