2.3 | Goldenrod | Video

[scratchitti]

[The video comes on to show a...closet. Or what once was a closet. ALL the clothing in it has been pulled down into a nest. And more noticeably there are not only six eggs in the nest, but the entire inside is coated in PAINT.

Two Smeagle are happily looking up at the camera, and Neku's voice can be heard from behind it]

...you realize this is a RENTED room, right? I have to pay for the damages?

[The mother dog just barks and holds out an egg for Neku]

And I can't keep 8 dogs.

[Whinewhine]

Okay, any that I can't rehome we can keep just... no more paint. In places I have to pay for. Just... stop crying already!

[As he talks, Bell, his Persian, walks on screen. Sniffs the eggs, and lays on them. Catherine the Smeargle sees this and starts barking wildly, to which the cat hisses]

No, no damn it not this again. Bell those aren't yours! Get up! Just... anyone want some eggs? Before they tear each other apart over them? They're all Smeargle I'm guessing- so if you want I can hatch them up and teach them a move with Sketch too. Just... they can't ALL stay here.

I just finished HATCHING a bunch of eggs...

((ooc: Egg claim here ))

Comments

[Video]

[me_first]

[Royce just... chuckles.]

It looks like... like you're having problems...

[Video]

[scratchitti]

Ugh, a lot of my pokemon are just head strong. It's not that I WOULDN'T want more Smeargle- they help a lot with my art. But they are so MESSY and I don't have space or time to let them run around like they need to.

[Video]

[me_first]

I'm... somewhat of an artist myself. An architect, actually... but that doesn't mean I can't appreciate other sorts of art, not at all.

[Video]

[scratchitti]

I paint, personally, which is what they do. Hell, they're outright called the Painter Pokemon. They're...oddly inspiring.

[Video]

[me_first]

Really? Then... perhaps I can take one off of your hands. I've been needing some... inspiration.

[Video]

[scratchitti]

Really? Well, I can't deny a fellow artist would be a good home for one.

[Video]

[me_first]

Then I'd be happy to. How much do you want for it?

[Video]

[scratchitti]

Just taking one off my hands is payment enough- Smeargle can't have egg moves when they're born so I don't feel right charging for eggs I didn't really breed for, ya know?

[Video]

[me_first]

I think I understand. All right, then. Just send it over when you... ah... get a chance. It looks like you'll be occupied for a while.

[Video]

[scratchitti]

I'll send one once they calm down, yeah.

[Video]

[me_first]

All right. My name is... ah. Royce, by the way. Royce Bracket.

[Video]

[scratchitti]

Neku Sakuraba. Good doing business with you. I hope your new puppy works out for you.

[Video]

[me_first]

Thank you. And... ah... good luck.