scratchitti | 001

[Neku comes on screen, looking very unamused. A little bit of Goldenrod City, not far from the Game Corner, can be seen behind him, and at least he thought to turn his shirt inside out for this because what is buying more clothing?! He seems to be sitting on the sidewalk as people bustle by.

It's been a few hours since he woke up here and any Rockets in the area might have heard him demanding answers before just going outside to stew instead. Checking out the weird chat phone seemed wise, even if he has little interest in chatting with strangers. This might be the best way to find out where the hell he IS]

So, show of hands for every one stuck in this weird delusion.

[As he's talking a Meowth tottles up with a potion in it's paws, offering it to him]

Huh? Erm, thanks.

Okay, so it's too real to be a dream, but I guess just asking what's going on would be too easy.

[The cat comes back again with a... Clefairy keychain? With someone's keys still on it]

Where did you...? Whatever. Does EVERYONE have kleptomaniac animals or is it just m-

NO, NO PUT IT BACK!

[Oh that's a struggling pokeball yeah the cat doesn't look ashamed at all even with someone yelling in the background. Neku jolts up and grabs his pokemon and bolts, the feed cutting off]

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Either it's common, or it's just the two of us that got stuck with Pokémon that like to mess with us.

[Ako decides that now is a good time to make herself known, and the Murkrow caws loudly, casing Veronica to flinch.]

Dammit, that was right in my ear.

[Meowth jumps up and yowls at the screen too. HI STEALING PAL]

...that wouldn't surprise me.

[MORE CAWING HEY BUDDY~ HOWS IT HANGING

In other news, Veronica is getting a headache.]

Ugh... did it steal your pokegear too?

Not yet, but now she's probably got the idea. Great.

[Her smug look says she certainly does]

[Ako would also be totally looking smug as well, but she's a bird and that's a bit more difficult when you're a bird.

Veronica looks uneasy, shaking her head.]

Well, keep her away from trees, unless you want to do some climbing.

[She doesn't really take you for the physical type, Neku. Look at those scrawny arms.]

If she climbs up in a tree with it I'm leaving them both.

[...Aw, that makes Ako angry.

And Veronica is... a little unimpressed, it would seem.]

I don't think I would go that far. The Pokegear is important at least.

For what, talking to people? I don't need it.

[Ako isn't the only one that looks mad. Meowth's ears pin down in annoyance]

[Ako seems to have taken to preening her feathers now, ignoring Neku all together.] You can use it to look up any Pokémon, and it's also a map.

[She hasn't gotten to the apps section yet or she might tell him he could play flappy pidgey too.]

And it has a phone function, but I don't use that at all.

...the map might be useful.

It is. [She would have been lost without it, or if the world wasn't composed of straight routes connecting one town to the other.]

So, it'd be best if you kept your gear in hand.

Fair 'nuff.

Okay.

[Much conversation, very talkative.]

[And he puts his headphones on and... shuts off the gear

WOW NEKU DON'T EVEN SAY BYE OR THANKS WHY DON'T YA]

[....Huh.

Well, okay then. Yup, this is a lot easier than saying goodbyes and what-not.

Just... going to... put her pokegear away then and be on her way.]

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