003 - text/video; Outside Goldenrod

[scratchitti]

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Most Trees Are Blue Until They Realize They Are Beautiful Trees

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[Okay, that was.... different. The Post switches to Video, showing two of the new pokemon. Neku's Espurr's eyes are glowing- it's clear it was typing. A Noibat is screeching at him and jumping on the keys. No! That's not what the message is supposed to be!

She notices the camera is on and starts 'talking' to it in an enraged french accent]

He's dumb! Psychics are supposed to be smart but he's stupid! I want battles! And Neku won't find trainers!!! Cat can't type to ask either!!! MAKE YOUR TRAINER COME FIGHT ME NOW!!!

[She offers another vibrating scream and flies away, the camera now able to see Neku napping against a near by tree with his Litwick on his head. The ghost pokemon's flame is... rather large and Neku is drooling a little. Near by a newly evolved Persian is using Pay Day on Seviper while Eevee gathers the coins. What a lively bunch.

Well, except Neku of course. To those that can't speak pokemon this all is rather random, huh?]

Comments

[islandshore]

[The one who answers is a Weavile, who greets the camera with a bow. He carries himself with his chin up, shoulders back, and when he speaks-- and yes, it's actual speech--he uses a very tacky, fake sounding accent.]

Ah, is your trainer being a bit... hm, idle, perhaps? Such a shame. Though if it's battles you seek, could you not venture forth into the wilderness? Perhaps that would encourage your trainer to stop loafing about, and--

[OOF! That sure is an apple hitting the back of this Weavile's head and one huffy Pancham scowling at the screen.]

Aw, shut up, featherhead! Only a loser would go out and fight wild Pokémon.

[The Pancham gives a cocky smirk, while the Weavile groans and rolls his eyes.]

Don't listen to that freakshow. If your trainer's being a lamebrain, then show 'em who's boss! Make 'im go out and battle. Otherwise, I'd just ditch 'im.

[scratchitti]

We've been fighting wild pokemon for weeks! They just attackattackattack, and never do anything exciting!

Hmmm, though he's been napping a lot because the baby keeps eating him.

[She tilts the camera to show Neku more clearly. Litwick's eyes are glowing creepily]

[islandshore]

Have you ever thought of--

[OOMF. Apple into his mouth, and the Pancham continues along.]

Aw, he doesn't look so tough! I bet you could beat 'im with both eyes closed and one paw tied behind your backs!

Or wings, I guess. Maybe you oughta whip 'em both into shape. If he's a baby, then he's gotta show some respect!

[There's some muttering from captain featherhead over there. Something vaguely along the lines of, "oh, because you know so much about respecting your elders..."

Really, though. This panda's all talk and no game. Not that he'd ever admit it.]

[scratchitti]

Seviper won't let me beat up the baby though! He's weirdly protective over the creepy little thing...

[islandshore]

Punch him in the nose.

[It's said with a very straight face and a sage-like nod.]

It always works. Especially if ya hit 'im hard enough!